Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Graham Smith (and Jane Austen, although without her permission…maybe she’s walking around as a zombie herself right about now…), Quirk Publishers (April 2009) is so
funny…but not for the faint of heart. Imagine your 12 year old brother got a hold of the classic Austen novel of social class, true love, and English countryside shenanigans and add SUPER ULTRAVIOLET BRAIN-EATING ZOMBIES. This is no ordinary tripe.
Like all great paradies and satire, it’s only truly funny if you are in on the joke. As middle school students, it’s highly unlikely that most of you have tackled Jane Austen, a brilliant and insightful writer. But this is what you have to look forward to: the more you read, the more you understand, the more jokes you’ll get. If that’s not a great purpose for reading, then my zombie friends, you are truly walking around with your brains spilling out.
For more information on Jane Austen (December 16, 1775-July 18, 1817) go to this link:
One of my all-time, absolute, fantastically favorite enduring understandings to discuss with students is my “Burning Questions” lesson. I developed this with my friends and colleagues, Dr. Laura and Dr. Holly, two of the smartest people I know; so smart, in fact, that you don’t even know how smart they are because they make everyone feel like “they can do it, too.” (Note to my students: that’s how I want you to feel in our classroom, as well).
We started the discussion yesterday, Friday. And overall the initial discussion went fairly well. There were some side conversations in 7th, but I suspect that some of the talk and chatter was on-target. There was some silence in 1st period, probably because you hadn’t had your Monsters or Mountain Dews yet. (Just kidding!) So, we’re all still getting to know each other. It’s only the third week of school. We started late. We’re cramming a lot in, in a short time. This discussion usually goes a little awry at first, only in the sense that when confronted with the question, “what are your burning questions?” most people don’t have a ready answer. It’s like when you go to the mall or the grocery store and there was something you really wanted and then poof! you forget why you went there, there are so many choices, you’re overwhelmed. It’s a “deer in the headlights” feeling–you’re not sure which way to go. Well, that explains why some of the students didn’t participate. But of you most did. Given the conversation and discussion, in every class period, people had something to say. And I know your brains were working.
Here are some of the questions you posed:
Is the world going to end on December 21, 2012?
One ridiculous website I found was: http://www.december212012.com/. Its cheap commercialism and sensationalising of the world’s end is laughable. Now, students – I want you to tell me why I would state this thesis. You can post it in a comment or in our other forums.
2012: The Return of Quetzalcoatlby Daniel Pinchbeck (Penguin/Tarcher, May 2006)
2013 Oracle: Ancient Keys to the 2012 Awakeningby David Carson & Nina Sammons (Council Oaks, November 2006)
Apocalypse 2012: A Scientific Investigation Into Civilization’s End by Lawrence Joseph (Random House/Morgan Road, January 2007)
The Revolution of 2012: Vol. 1, The Preparationby Andrew Smith (Ford Evans, January 2007)
Serpent of Lightby Drunvalo Melchizedek (Red Wheel/Weiser, Autumn 2007)
Other burning questions:
2. Why do people age?
3. Is there life on other planets?
4. Why do parents abuse their kids?
5. Why is there war?
6. Are there unseen worlds?
7. Why am I drawn to fantasy novels?
8. Is North Korea going to start a war, and will that war affect my family in Guam?
9. Who invented vampires? (This led into a discussion if vampires are real or not–you’ll have to research that burning question on your own time.)
10. Is there such a thing as reincarnation?
There were many more, and I’ll post them as I collect them. The next steps are to dig deep into our true purposes — are we afraid? Are we seeking answers to help alleviate some of our fears? Do we talk to parents, friends, read books, watch documentaries? Yes, yes, and yes…seeking the answers is the journey.
Here’s what I know: You all have more inside of your heads than you show on the outside.